I wish I had some awesome sauce for my cool beans..

Cool beans then. Not quite awesome sauce level, but cool beans.

It's me just farting around.. No hostility on my end, only jokes.

Umm wait, is this a serious convo, or a half comedy type deal? I sense some hostility.

I don't see how being in the world before me is a sure proof way of saying that you had better memories than me. However I won't disagree because my memories are complied of 90% shitty ones.

Pfft, wrong. Mys sister wasn't even born yet at that time. And besides, I was in the world before you, I have better memories

Lol dude you were cool back in 1982 maybe.

Dont be jealous because I have been so cool for so long.

You're a stupid mother yarg because I said you're a stupid mother yarg. See that logic that I implied right there?

lol Why am I a stupid mother yarg?